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    Friday, November 28th, 2008
    11:14 am
    New museum in town II
    Okay sucked. I right. Why I fucking go I knew it suck. Okay I not actually go. Actually awesome on way to museum I pass by Pichu and his stupid group friends. I have Pacobel with me. Now PB kind of guy who kill you before preamble. He kind of guy you don’t get first taunt. You sort of taking last breath like “but, but…” Yeah. He good. Anyway I always take with me when going to museum. Cause I like to see curator die many time. Give me great pleasure. And Pacobel don’t need much. So I figure I going see some curator die. But so we not even get that far this time. We like 2 block down street and there Pichu. 5 new heads for me. 5! I just stand there like, um…uh… PB going let me do something here? Guess not. Whatever. 5 head 5 head. I take it.
    10:13 am
    New museum in town I
    Need to go checking out. Okay no I don’t. It will suck. I know it suck. Everything suck why this any different? Curator suck. New art suck. Everything suck. Why different now?

    Current Mood: anxious
    Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
    5:21 pm
    Smaller band much better
    Just me. Need to get new band member. Old member all fall in love me. Then kill themself when I say I not. What I say this time? Something like “emotional” something. What I say? No serious. I forget what I say. Got from book. Heard on TV, something. I say I not emotional equipment or something. Then they cry. Then jump off bridge. Funny part. One jump off bridge then say something dramatic while fall. Sound like squeal. Nobody understanding what she saying. We like look each other for two second. Then like, “uhh…huh.” Then we laughing. You going jump off bridge scream something make sure people understand, right? Only get one chance. So stupid. We laughing bout that too. You plan on jumping you remember what I tell you. People don’t care. They laugh after you dead. We did. Anyway, need new band member. Need more noise.

    Current Mood: amused
    1:19 pm
    Want to push music in new direction.
    But our band leader asshole saying not good for band. I show him. He about to be dead bandleader in five minute. Hold on.

    Current Mood: blank
    11:18 am
    This gourd suck I need real drum
    Not liking this gourd I hitting? This really stupid. Sound stupid. Why I listen to Pichu anyway? Cause I stupid too I think. Not even hollow. Sound like stupid thud. Can’t even hear me playing. Thud thud. What that? Stupid gourd for eating. I go break on Pichu head now. Hold on. Three minute.
    10:18 am
    Maybe join new band?
    Yes. That what I need. Make me happy. New band. I play drum. Happiness is worn drum. And rich mama. You know any? Write me this journal you do. I need. Must have 40 piglet or maybe 300 what-you-call banana. Someone say they extincting soon. Banana? I take 300. Woman 300 banana or 40 piglet. Good enough marry me. I not picky. I play drum.

    Current Mood: artistic
    Monday, November 24th, 2008
    10:06 am
    Need a new chair
    Should build myself? Should steal? Should trade? Couple of head? I think I old cause I going some place called IKEA. So stupid. Too many stupid. Actually wait. No, pretty cool. I think I softing now. Dead soon. This bad. Very soon dead. I feel it.

    Current Mood: exanimate
    Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
    10:02 am
    Man from car dealer tell me not giving me credit
    Just before die. He say something like credit score. Credit bore. What he say. I don’t care. He die with spear. My spear. Through him. Through secretary. They pin together on wall in what-you-call dealers’ ship? Not sure why call ship. Just stupid death chamber for stupid them. Anyway. I don’t care. I not wanting car anyway. I just go cause Paco say go check out something something car dealer. I making giant hors d’oeuvre those dumb dumbs. Credit score. Give me break. I give them one. Next time. Not this time.

    Current Mood: amused
    Thursday, November 20th, 2008
    9:42 am
    Neighbor new bird really loud
    So I go over there poison it. But I don’t do it. Something stop me. I forget poison. Go back tomorrow night.

    Current Mood: peaceful
    Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
    9:14 am
    New psychiatrist today
    Friend suggest I going. Okay three friend suggesting. Okay everyone I know say I not go they going. Somebody have to go. So I going. Talk to man. I don’t like what he telling me so I kill him. Consider problem? What? He want me think about this. Think about that. Too much think. Stupid he don’t even have any guard. Just office. I listen first. Thinking maybe he saying some useful. Maybe give me good drug? Maybe he know some good drug I not heard of? Maybe he have sample? Fifty sample! Maybe I let him tell me ’bout drug before kill him. He not though. His office only like six miles I think from hut. Next time maybe find someone closer. Six mile too far. Too much outside. Sun bad for my complexion now. Make my baby face look old. Then somebody maybe kill me. Have to stay looking young. Nobody mess with me. Not today. Not yesterday. Maybe later. Not today.

    Current Mood: bouncy
    Thursday, November 13th, 2008
    10:10 am
    Visit from old friend
    Told stories. Drank the natema. Drank more natema. That about all I remember. You got better story? I not think so. Shut up then.
    Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
    10:10 am
    New neighborhood
    Same shit. Stupid world. Potholes. What is pothole? Not sure. Hate anyway. What is a Obama? Seeing sign everywhere. Stupid roads. Hate roads. What wrong with dirt? Why can’t have dirt? Like old time. Old times better. Dirt better. Hate roads. What is Obama? Stupid world.

    Current Mood: chipper
    Sunday, March 18th, 2007
    6:50 pm
    Endangered Species
    We getting letter from main government other day say we kill too many endangered species. We throw away.

    Current Mood: pleased
    Monday, February 19th, 2007
    4:09 pm
    And another thing
    Okay we did having sex like all time. Too much. Is all she want I think. That and jewel, and food. I don’t even have jewel. Damn. She want sex more than normal. What about the fish? And tree? And the light? We never talking about these thing. Just sex. I think that why I tell her go far away. I need to saving some energy—for cave drawing. Little cave behind waterfall maybe like five miles? From old hut. Not new hut. Maybe like seven from new hut. Still. Damn.

    Current Mood: blah
    4:08 pm
    And another thing
    When we having sex. Not like I remember anyway but if I do remember, it be like, okay so we having sex and she always talk about stupid stuff. Like if I love her. If she fat. Of course I don’t love you. Of course you fat. Shut up. God.

    Current Mood: blank
    4:05 pm
    And another thing
    Okay so now I remembering that girl. Wow she one pain in ass. Always wanting something. Something something something. Everything. New head. New feather. Golden eagle? No black. God!!! Nothing ever good enough. Oh and she eat. God she eat. I came home other day. Now I remember. And my garden. Whole thing. Gone! All three my little gourd. Not a big garden. I admit. But she eat it. Now she gone.

    Current Mood: blah
    3:56 pm
    Got letter from old girlfriend
    She one from long time ago. She one give me all that trouble. Remember her? I don’t really either. Anyway she send me letter say where is her little bottle of semayuka. Huh? I use that up long time ago. Stupid. I told her it burn up in fire. Maybe she not write back. Maybe.

    Current Mood: blank
    Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
    12:32 pm
    Drug Problem…
    Big drug problem in our village lately. Problem I can’t afford any more. No good distributing. My guy say he being ripped off by Sanchez group. They say they not getting as much from Ortega’s. But I not so sure. Maybe is time for me to read self help book. How to grow myself.

    Current Mood: aggravated
    Monday, February 12th, 2007
    2:56 pm
    On the way to the store
    Some guy fall out his canoe this morning. It was hilarious. He leaning over to pick up some sort of I don’t know some sort of a floaty thing. He falling right out. So hilarious. I keep going. I don’t help. Because I don’t care.

    Current Mood: amused
    Monday, February 5th, 2007
    11:21 am
    Delicious New Fruit
    Other day had incredible fruit from other side of ridge (like maybe eight miles from hut). Anyway, find under some leaves. I think is fruit? Anyway delicious. Some people say eat fruit you not knowing you sick and die. I don’t care. I eat. I fine. I wish I knew more this fruit. Name or something? May never have again.

    Current Mood: high
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